I do it. You do it. And it has to stop.
Ever talk to someone about something, and their response is so condescending, so pious, and so unrealistic that you just want to punch them in the face?
Then you hear them say something about everyone being “so judgmental” and “not as spiritually mature” as they are.
This is total crap. It has to stop.
It goes like this; you watch a cool show on Netflix, or on TV, or catch the news, and you ask someone about it, trying to make conversation…
You: Hey, did you see that thing on the Colorado blah de blah? It had Blah de Blah from So and So… very cool.
Them: Well, we don’t watch Blah de Blah. Actually, we don’t watch TV at all.
You: (in your head) Oh that’s right, I forgot you had the perfect family and never do anything that us simpletons do. Your three-year-old will most certainly get into Harvard by the time they’re 10. Thank you for opening my eyes to the truth about everything. You know what? Maybe I should just follow you around for a day or so, and just write everything down that you do…
Ok, maybe I took that last sentence a bit too far. But not that much.
Two mothers are at a playground. The kids are all being kids; playing in the dirt, swinging on the swings, and making up a game where only they will understand the rules.
Mom 1: Which one is yours?
Mom 2: One in the red shirt. Yours?
Mom 1: One in the green shirt. They look like they’re playing really well together!
Mom 2: Yeah, well ever since we removed gluten, dairy, red dye no 5, cartoons, puppies, and peanut butter from his diet, as well as limit his screen time, got him a private tutor for his brown-belt in jujitsu, he seems like a different child. I mean, who would have thought that only using purely organic essential oils on his solely organic, non-gmo steamed vegetables would have such an effect?
Mom 1: (in their head) I would kill myself.
Two parents are talking in the lobby of a crowded restaurant. It’s a family friendly place: lots of kids, lots of noise.
Parent 1: Oh my goodness, she’s so cute! How old is she?
Parent 2: Seven months.
Parent 1:Oh, wow… so she/he’s on solid foods, talking, crawling, and playing the bass?
Parent 2: Uhh… actually, we’re breastfeeding, so no, he hasn’t had anything solid yet. He’s definitely trying to crawl, though! nervous laugh…
Parent 2: Oh, I guess I don’t know what the norm is for kids these days. I’m sure he’s fine.
Parent 1: (In their head) Well, golly, I’m so freaking glad we got that out of the way.
Every family does things a little bit differently. I don’t think most of us are trying to offend someone when we respond the way we do, but at some point we really do have to take a step back and reflect. If you’ve been friends with someone for years, or you just met them, or you have no idea in the Sam Hill who they are, take a second to realize the reality that their situation is going to be different from yours.
And besides that, unless they ask you for your stance on TV, fast food, global warming, the Presidency, books, or child development;
Shut up. Just shut up. No one cares about your stance on food, GMO, breastfeeding, child rearing, or yoga. No one cares unless they ask you what you care about. It’s not you; it’s them. They have a life too and are doing what they need to for their family.
Not everyone has a dairy/gluten/peanut/puppy/allergy, mmmkay? Are there those of us that do? Yes, and I have a family of them. Ironically, we’re all allergic to different things. But I am trying, and I think we all need to try a little harder.
No, I didn’t see that show. I should look that up.
Yeah, they are really having a good time!
Aren’t babies so beautiful?
Is it that hard to lift someone up without lifting yourself up higher than they are? Is it that hard to tell someone else that they, too, are doing a great job rearing their children? Is it that hard to be positive, without a political spin on your own praise?
Tell me I’m wrong.